{"id":1373,"date":"2001-09-30T18:24:09","date_gmt":"2001-09-30T16:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.takpraha.cz\/wp\/?p=1373"},"modified":"2023-03-27T23:00:55","modified_gmt":"2023-03-27T21:00:55","slug":"lesni-hry-2001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/2001\/09\/30\/lesni-hry-2001\/","title":{"rendered":"Lesn\u00ed hry 2001"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Jak jsem vyhr\u00e1l v\u00e1lku, 14. \u2013 17. 9. 2001<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>4. Mu\u0161ket\u00fdrsk\u00fd pluk se na Palmovce nalodil do dvou v\u00fdsadkov\u00fdch \u010dlun\u016f v p\u00e1tek po 19t\u00e9 hodin\u011b. Osm \u010det dalo nakonec v\u00edce ne\u017e \u0161edes\u00e1t bojeschopn\u00fdch mu\u017e\u016f (\u017een). Ka\u017ed\u00e1 z \u010det byla rozd\u011blena na \u010dty\u0159i pr\u016fzkumn\u00e9 odd\u00edly, kter\u00e9 se bu\u010f v\u00fdchodn\u00ed nebo z\u00e1padn\u00ed cestou &#8222;do\u0161tvaly&#8220; a\u017e na boji\u0161t\u011b nedaleko obce Brusov v \u010cesk\u00e9m st\u0159edoho\u0159\u00ed. J\u00e1, jako \u010dlen 459. Klokan\u00ed Austrask\u00e9 Sabot\u00e1\u017en\u00ed (&#8222;KAS&#8220;), jsem vyr\u00e1\u017eel v\u00fdchodn\u00ed variantou cca ve 21:40. Cestou bylo t\u0159eba dob\u00fdt \u0161esti postupov\u00fdch c\u00edl\u016f, \u010dasov\u011b nejn\u00e1ro\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed obl\u00e9h\u00e1n\u00ed hospody v Konojedech v to nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m. Na m\u00edsto fin\u00e1ln\u00edho st\u0159etu se nakonec dostaly v\u0161echny odd\u00edly, a to \u0159\u00e1dov\u011b mezi prvn\u00ed a p\u00e1tou hodinou rann\u00ed. Cestou n\u00e1s sice napadlo p\u00e1r kapek de\u0161t\u011b, ale v\u011bt\u0161inu cesty n\u00e1m nakonec oz\u00e1\u0159ily hv\u011bzdy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>I<\/strong> v sobotu se ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed p\u0159edpov\u011b\u010f zpravodajsk\u00fdch slu\u017eeb uk\u00e1zala b\u00fdt lich\u00e1, proto\u017ee bylo vesm\u011bs p\u011bkn\u011b. R\u00e1no n\u00e1s vzbudilo neurval\u00e9 ml\u00e1cen\u00ed do S-\u0161\u00e1lk\u016f, je\u017e v\u0161ak bylo vydatnou a chutnou sn\u00eddan\u00ed pln\u011b kompenzov\u00e1no. Na n\u00e1stup se tak v\u0161ichni dostavili v pln\u00e9 s\u00edle. Jako \u00fa\u0159edn\u00ed jazyk byla zvolena \u010de\u0161tina, proto\u017ee se tu se\u0161ly jednotky z cel\u00e9ho sv\u011bta: Britov\u00e9, Ameri\u010dani, Francouzi, Holan\u010fan\u00e9, Nigerijci, Australan\u00e9, Novoz\u00e9lan\u010fan\u00e9 a bojovn\u00edci z Jihoafrick\u00e9 republiky. Ka\u017ed\u00e1 z jednotek byla t\u00fdmem specialist\u016f. Nejz\u00e1sadn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm se uk\u00e1zal b\u00fdt provian\u0165\u00e1k, ale v z\u00e1sob\u011b byly i funkce jako: tr\u00e9n, chemik, technik, zdravotn\u00edk, st\u0159elec, gran\u00e1tn\u00edk, spoja\u0159 a sap\u00e9r. Nejprve bylo t\u0159eba vybudovat opevn\u011bn\u00ed (p\u0159edprsn\u011b), potom do\u0161lo na obl\u00e9h\u00e1n\u00ed &#8222;Arabsk\u00e9 radnice&#8220; (vi\u010f Loyzo!) a p\u0159es den jsme se pak sna\u017eili dohnat nedostatky p\u0159edchoz\u00edho v\u00fdcviku: vylo\u010fov\u00e1n\u00ed, h\u00e1zen\u00ed zubn\u00ed prot\u00e9zou, pa\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed kurev na ubikace, p\u0159ekon\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed ba\u017ein (\u010di co to vlast\u011b bylo) a nakonec stanovi\u0161t\u011b &#8222;ATOMBORDEL&#8220;. \u010cety, je\u017e m\u011bly zrovna volno, si kr\u00e1tily \u010das hrou v Cricket. Po z\u00e1padu slunce do\u0161lo na klasickou &#8222;Prom\u00e9theovu \u0161tafetu&#8220;, tentokr\u00e1t ve sv\u00ed\u010dkov\u00e9m proveden\u00ed. U ve\u010dern\u00edho ohn\u011b jsme pak shl\u00e9dli n\u011bco z p\u0159\u00edhod Sgt. Goodbodyho, co\u017e pot\u011b\u0161ilo zejm\u00e9na m\u00edstn\u00ed nev\u011bstky, znud\u011bn\u00e9 ka\u017edodenn\u00ed rutinou. Kapela sypala z ruk\u00e1vu jeden &#8222;fl\u00e1k&#8220; za druh\u00fdm, a tak jsme to u ohn\u011b zabalili a\u017e n\u011bkdy po t\u0159et\u00ed, kdy n\u00e1s vyhnal d\u00e9\u0161\u0165.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>R<\/strong>\u00e1no v\u0161ichni p\u0159edvedli, jak pochoduje Goodbody (ve v\u0161\u00ed skromnosti nemohu opomenout excelentn\u00ed v\u00fdkon na\u0161\u00ed &#8222;Klokan\u00ed&#8220; \u010dety, a to i p\u0159esto, \u017ee jsem tou dobou je\u0161t\u011b spal &#8211; ale pochodoval jsem taky!). Pak prob\u011bhl nesm\u00edrn\u011b barevn\u00fd &#8222;Paintball&#8220; a ne\u017e jsem se probudil, zapo\u010dala se n\u011bkolika \u00farov\u0148ov\u00e1 z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e1 &#8222;Bitva o FLA\u0160KU&#8220;. Nejprve Goodbody pozat\u00fdkal \u010dleny sv\u00e9 jednotky a\u017e se z toho sesypal a bylo t\u0159eba nos\u00edtek. N\u00e1sledovala okru\u017en\u00ed cesta, kde se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee voj\u00e1k nem\u00e1 myslet, ale plnit rozkazy (jin\u00fdmi slovy &#8211; &#8222;KAS&#8220; to projela na pln\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1\u0159e!). Ka\u017ed\u00e1 \u010deta pak z\u00edskala &#8222;FLA\u0160KU&#8220; odpov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed sv\u00e9mu intelektu (n\u00e1\u0161 ryb\u00edz\u00e1kov\u00fd sva\u0159\u00e1k nem\u011bl chybu). Po slavnostn\u00edm vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed v\u00fdsledk\u016f jsme sice chv\u00edli museli \u010dekat na autobusy, ale po p\u00e1t\u00e9 jsme se ji\u017e vezli s pivem v ruce a do Prahy jsme dorazili u\u017e p\u0159ed 19tou hodinou. D\u00edky t\u00edmto 13. trase za b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fd v\u00edkend a nap\u0159esrok se pod veden\u00edm Pac\u00ednka a Petra Havr\u00e1nka m\u016f\u017eeme t\u011b\u0161it na &#8222;P\u0159\u00edchod \u010cech\u016f na toto \u00fazem\u00ed&#8220;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0160imon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jak jsem vyhr\u00e1l v\u00e1lku, 14. \u2013 17. 9. 2001 4. 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