{"id":469,"date":"2021-03-12T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-12T08:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.takpraha.cz\/wp\/?p=469"},"modified":"2021-03-13T14:12:42","modified_gmt":"2021-03-13T13:12:42","slug":"jak-jsme-zabijeli-prase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/2021\/03\/12\/jak-jsme-zabijeli-prase\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsme zab\u00edjeli prase"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Autor: Ema \u0160\u0165astn\u00e1<\/strong>, T5<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sv\u00fdm dv\u011bma syn\u016fm jsem \u010dasto vypr\u00e1v\u011bla, jak \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 byly zab\u00edja\u010dky m\u00e9ho d\u011btstv\u00ed, jak\u00e1 u toho byla legrace a jak to v\u0161echno b\u00e1je\u010dn\u011b chutnalo. Vyr\u016fstala jsem ve vesnici Kozom\u00edn (ano, je to ta slavn\u00e1 ves z\u00a0trojl\u00edstku Pi\u010d\u00edn, Kozom\u00edn, \u0158itka z\u00a0t\u00e9 zn\u00e1m\u00e9 p\u00edsn\u011b).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdy\u017e kluci byli v\u00a0tom spr\u00e1vn\u011b \u017erav\u00e9m v\u011bku, trvali na tom, \u017ee taky cht\u011bj\u00ed zab\u00edja\u010dku. M\u016fj bratr m\u00e1 rovn\u011b\u017e dva kluky a ti cht\u011bli tot\u00e9\u017e. Bylo rozhodnuto, zab\u00edja\u010dka se bude konat v\u00a0na\u0161em rodn\u00e9m domku v\u00a0Kozom\u00edn\u011b. Ten byl ji\u017e n\u011bkolik let po smrti rodi\u010d\u016f pr\u00e1zdn\u00fd, a tak to za\u010dalo velkou ukl\u00edzec\u00ed brig\u00e1dou, aby se to v\u016fbec mohlo uskute\u010dnit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0160vagrov\u00e1 i m\u016fj mu\u017e jsou vystudovan\u00ed zem\u011bd\u011blci a rozhodli, \u017ee prase mus\u00ed b\u00fdt z\u00a0toho nov\u011b vy\u0161lecht\u011bn\u00e9ho chovu, kde m\u00e1 prase o 2 \u017eebra v\u00edce, maso zcela libov\u00e9 a s\u00e1dlo prakticky nem\u00e1. Objedn\u00e1no, zaplaceno, p\u0159ivezeno kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 \u0161t\u00edhl\u00e9 pras\u00e1tko cca 120 kg v\u00e1hy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To byl p\u00e1tek ve\u010der, prase bylo v\u00a0d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9 kleci ubytov\u00e1no na tu posledn\u00ed noc v\u00a0gar\u00e1\u017ei. Br\u00e1cha se rozhodl, \u017ee u\u017e tam do r\u00e1na p\u0159esp\u00ed, proto\u017ee stejn\u011b bude muset vst\u00e1vat p\u0159ed p\u00e1tou r\u00e1no a za\u010d\u00edt topit pod kotlem, nebo\u0165 p\u0159i zab\u00edja\u010dce je pot\u0159eba spousta va\u0159\u00edc\u00ed vody. Ve\u010der je\u0161t\u011b za\u0161el po dlouh\u00e9 dob\u011b do m\u00edstn\u00ed hospody tzv. na jedno. Byl bou\u0159liv\u011b p\u0159iv\u00edt\u00e1n sv\u00fdmi kamar\u00e1dy z\u00a0ml\u00e1d\u00ed a spolu\u017e\u00e1ky, kte\u0159\u00ed ho ctili, proto\u017ee aj\u0165\u00e1k\u00a0v\u00a0t\u00e9 dob\u011b byl pro n\u011b n\u011bco jako kosmonaut. Tak tam v\u0161em vypr\u00e1v\u011bl, co se u n\u00e1s chyst\u00e1, n\u011bco popil, obehr\u00e1l v\u0161echny v\u00a0mari\u00e1\u0161i a \u0161el dom\u016f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0158ezn\u00edk pan Skrbek, kter\u00fd byl opravdu ten nejlep\u0161\u00ed ze v\u0161ech a zab\u00edjel v cel\u00e9 vesnici a \u0161irok\u00e9m okol\u00ed, se dostavil v sobotu v 7 r\u00e1no, jak bylo domluveno a na stejnou hodinu jsme dorazili i my ostatn\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eTak L\u00e1\u010fo, jdeme na to\u201c, pov\u00edd\u00e1 Skrbek a \u0161li pro prase do gar\u00e1\u017ee. Gar\u00e1\u017e pootev\u0159en\u00e1, klec pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1 a provaz, kter\u00fdm byla dv\u00ed\u0159ka p\u0159iv\u00e1z\u00e1na, zp\u0159etrhan\u00fd. Br\u00e1cha se zasm\u00e1l a pravil: \u201eTo jsou hajzlov\u00e9\u201c a vyrazil po ulici a zvonil na v\u0161echny v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed kump\u00e1ny z\u00a0hospody, a\u0165 navalej prase zp\u00e1tky, \u017ee je to blb\u00e1 legrace a \u017ee u\u017e \u0159ezn\u00edk \u010dek\u00e1. V\u0161ichni tvrdili, \u017ee s\u00a0t\u00edm nemaj\u00ed nic spole\u010dn\u00e9ho a nav\u00edc v\u0161ichni tak brzy r\u00e1no koukali jako \u201evyvoran\u00e9 my\u0161i\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eM\u016f\u017ee n\u011bkdo u Kozom\u00e1k\u016f p\u0159ij\u00edt do ordinace, v\u0161echny je vyraz\u00edm, zlod\u011bje zlod\u011bjsk\u00fd,\u201c spravedliv\u011b jsem se na\u0161tvala. Kluci byli jako opa\u0159en\u00ed a u\u017e protahovali ksichty. Nato \u0159ezn\u00edk pov\u00edd\u00e1, \u017ee na druh\u00e9m konci vsi Kar\u00e1skovi chovaj\u00ed prasata pro sebe, ale i na k\u0161eft, tak a\u0165 to jde br\u00e1cha zkusit. Ten sedl na kolo a asi po p\u016fl hodin\u011b p\u0159ijelo rozhrkan\u00e9 auto s\u00a0p\u0159\u00edv\u011bsn\u00fdm voz\u00edkem a na n\u011bm v\u00a0d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9 kleci P\u00a0R\u00a0A\u00a0S\u00a0E. Bylo ohromn\u00e9, v\u00e1\u017eilo asi 2,5\u00a0metr\u00e1ku. Panu Skrbkovi se rozz\u00e1\u0159ily o\u010di a pov\u00edd\u00e1: \u201eTo je moc p\u011bkn\u00fd prase.\u201c A dali jsme se do toho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pravda, byly jsme ob\u011b se \u0161vagrovou trochu nervosn\u00ed, p\u0159ece jen jsme m\u011bly trochu jinou p\u0159edstavu, zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b ona, zem\u011bd\u011blsk\u00e1 ing. No ale jitrnice byly, jelita byla, prejt sv\u011btl\u00fd i tmav\u00fd, i \u010dern\u00e1 pol\u00e9vka. Ale pak to za\u010dalo. \u0158ezn\u00edk s radost\u00ed p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161el v n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed \u0159emeny t\u0159aslav\u00e9ho vysok\u00e9ho s\u00e1dla a nebralo to konce. D\u00e1valy jsme to ob\u011b na \u010dist\u00e9 pap\u00edry na podlahu v par\u00e1dn\u00edm pokoji a u\u017e jsme trochu pobrek\u00e1valy. A kdy\u017e p\u0159i\u0161lo na \u0159adu maso, kter\u00e9 bylo zase sam\u00e9 s\u00e1dlo, tak to u\u017e jsme bre\u010dely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No, s\u00e1dlo se n\u00e1m povedlo t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161echno rozdat po vsi a soused\u016fm, kupodivu to p\u0159ij\u00edmali s radost\u00ed. A ti na\u0161i hajzl\u00edci, kv\u016fli kter\u00fdm se to v\u0161echno konalo, sn\u011bdli s t\u00ed\u017e\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd jednu jitrnici, \u010dern\u00e1 pol\u00e9vka jim smrd\u011bla a prejt byl moc mastn\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u00a0pond\u011bl\u00ed nave\u010der br\u00e1cha jel do Kozom\u00edna zaplatit dluh za to druh\u00e9 prase (\u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 l\u00e1ce) a uklidit ten mastn\u00fd\u00a0bordel\u00a0v\u00a0na\u0161em domku. Velice ho to vy\u010derpalo a tak op\u011bt zac\u00edlil do hospody se osv\u011b\u017eit a vzpamatovat. Prob\u00edrala se tam samoz\u0159ejm\u011b cel\u00e1 ta z\u00e1le\u017eitost se ztracen\u00fdm prvn\u00edm prasetem, kter\u00e9 mimochodem taky nebylo zadarmo. \u0158e\u010d proudila a mezit\u00edm dorazil do \u0161enku dal\u0161\u00ed host, kter\u00fd bydlel na konci na\u0161\u00ed ulice a byl tam nov\u011b p\u0159ist\u011bhovan\u00fd.\u00a0Dal si pivo a pov\u00edd\u00e1: \u201eP\u00e1nov\u00e9, nebudete mi to v\u011b\u0159it, ale j\u00e1 m\u00e1m od soboty na zahrad\u011b prase. V\u016fbec nev\u00edm, jak se tam dostalo, ale mrcha mi rozrylo z\u00e1hon. Tak jsem ho zav\u0159el do k\u016flny, ale mus\u00edm toho parchanta huben\u00fdho krmit. Snad se n\u011bkdo p\u0159ihl\u00e1s\u00ed, asi to nech\u00e1m vyhl\u00e1sit i rozhlasem.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Br\u00e1cha jen rezignovan\u011b prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee je to jeho prase. \u201eTak si ho vem, j\u00e1 u\u017e ti ho krmit nebudu\u201c, pravil doty\u010dn\u00fd a br\u00e1cha mu musel za to krmen\u00ed zaplatit pan\u00e1ka. Z\u00e1rove\u0148 mu vysv\u011btlil, \u017ee u\u017e je po zab\u00edja\u010dce a \u017ee to prase mus\u00ed prodat a nab\u00eddl ho doty\u010dn\u00e9mu se slevou za 3000 K\u010d. \u201ePo\u010dkej chv\u00edli, j\u00e1 se sjedu zeptat Jaruny.\u201c Jaruna souhlasila a doty\u010dn\u00fd vys\u00e1zel na st\u016fl p\u0159ed br\u00e1chu 2300 K\u010d. Pr\u00fd to je v\u0161echno, co doma bylo, v\u00edc dohromady ned\u00e1me. A velmi v\u00fdhodn\u00fd obchod se uskute\u010dnil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u00e1 jsem vep\u0159ov\u00e9 dlouho nemohla ani vid\u011bt a na\u0161e ned\u011bln\u00ed pe\u010den\u011b byla ur\u010dit\u011b dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e by byla v t\u00e9 nejdra\u017e\u0161\u00ed restauraci. A nav\u00edc m\u011bla v\u017edycky trochu ho\u0159kou chu\u0165. \u0160vagrov\u00e1 m\u00e1 od t\u00e9 doby na s\u00e1dlo a vep\u0159ov\u00e9 maso silnou alergii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.S. Jo, a je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco\u2026 V duchu jsem se v\u0161em z\u00a0Kozom\u00edna omluvila za to, \u017ee jsem je tak podle podez\u0159\u00edvala. A do ordinace samoz\u0159ejm\u011b mohli kdykoliv, s\u00a0\u010d\u00edmkoliv, tak jako d\u0159\u00edv. Prase je fakt chytr\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e a v\u00a0p\u0159edtu\u0161e sv\u00e9ho konce dok\u00e1\u017ee divy. (I nadzvednout ryp\u00e1kem gar\u00e1\u017eov\u00e1 vrata a p\u0159ekousat provaz.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                   \u0160arlat\u00e1nka ve v\u00fdslu\u017eb\u011b Ema \u0160\u0165astn\u00e1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Autor: Ema \u0160\u0165astn\u00e1, T5 Sv\u00fdm dv\u011bma syn\u016fm jsem \u010dasto vypr\u00e1v\u011bla, jak \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 byly zab\u00edja\u010dky m\u00e9ho d\u011btstv\u00ed, jak\u00e1 u toho byla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_layout":"default_layout","inline_featured_image":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pojdme-si-povidat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":470,"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions\/470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takpraha.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}